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"Gen X Raised on Hose Water and Neglect" Unisex Hoodie

"Gen X Raised on Hose Water and Neglect" Unisex Hoodie

Regular price $45.00 USD
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A statement hoodie for Gen X, featuring a bold front message—“Raised on hose water & neglect”—and a detailed back design celebrating the humor, resilience, and memories of growing up in a simpler era. The design nods to driveway summers, Saturday morning cartoons, cassette tapes, and classic Gen X nostalgia, making it an easy layer for casual days, reunions, road trips, and nostalgic gatherings. Made from a cozy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, it has a medium-heavy feel for chilly weather, a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, and a spacious kangaroo pocket for warm hands. The classic fit and tear-away label keep it comfortable, while the tubular construction creates a clean look without side seams.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with a soft, cozy medium-heavy feel
- Double-lined hood with adjustable, color-matched drawcord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and everyday storage
- Classic fit with tubular, side-seam-free construction and tear-away label


Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

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